(Source: vintagevaginas, via teenage-dirt-bag)
(Source: jamjars)
- parents: why are you awake so early
- me: who said i went to sleep
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
(Source: d0pe-sauce, via h4h4h4h4)
shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease
“somebody that i used to know”
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant, via soundslikebullshitbro)
One Direction's Clothes
- Niall: dresses like normal teenage boy
- Liam: dresses like normal teenage boy
- Zayn: dresses like gay jock
- Harry: dresses like gay professor
- Louis: dresses like gay sailor
- me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
- parents: but sweetheart you're white
- tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
(Source: vitall, via gostealcinderella)
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
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